Wow, we’re really packin’ the references in. I know that this only limits the number of people who could be part of our fanbase, but these three should be pretty easy to get; Bleach, Evangelion (times two, actually), and Death Note should be easier memes to spot than that striped-capped, cane-wielding pathological rapist (why else would everyone want to look for him?) in any Where’s Waldo book. On that note, having watched Caldwell’s lengthy process from idea to finished comic, I have to question the sanity of whoever illustrates Where’s Waldo. I haven’t seen one in quite a while, so he’s likely either involuntarily institutionalized for schizophrenia or just plain dead. I just don’t see how one could draw so many faces and not go completely insane; in my case, I know that I’d cut my hands off with a protractor to keep from having to draw any more.
Now, something completely different: The Happening. M Night Sham (it’s an appropriate abbreviation) teams up with Shooter McGavin Wahlbergh to make the shittiest movie since, well, The Lady in the Water. That doesn’t bode well for the Oscars. This movie sets a new standard for a complete failure to understand the basics of biology, as well as natural selection / evolution in general. If I could be one of the reviewers who put the blurbs on the DVD cover, I’d like mine to say,
“Please, give me brain damage. Hard.”
-Clark Shell, QLC
There’s only one way to remove this experience from my memory, and it involves a bottle of cheap vodka, a willing friend, a crowbar, and a band-aid or two. If that wasn’t blunt enough, let me make this perfectly clear.
DON’T SEE IT. THE BOREDOM WILL KILL YOU.
oh yeah, and before I forget… Happy Father’s Day!
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Well, back to the story thn, as I;ve said before, I’m really interested in seeing how you wrap this up.
us too. (Lollz)
but seriously, we’ve already written it out, and it’s pretty effin’ great.
So far off my seat I’m just miming the chair now. BTW, i should make clear that I appreciate the time you take on backgrounds. (It’s a nice feature and from my failed and burned comic attempts a real pain to do.)
much obliged sir, they are my least favorite part, but a good simple background can really bring the piece together.