Caldwell - July 6th, 2008

Hey guys! It’s Caldwell, letting you know that a comic is coming. Jupiter himself conspired against Clark and myself, stealing electricity from Clark’s house and in turn, stealing Clark’s ability to send a script to me. If you’re checking the site right now, hoping to have secrets revealed and new truths uncovered, hold fast! A comic is coming. In the meantime, feel free to check out my blog, or view some of the crappy video clips I’ve been making on my vimeo page. Also, you can view all my recent college humor articles here.

that’s all I’ve got! comic coming soon.


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  1. Pinkerton Says:

    After several days of doing little more than chair miming, having completely left the edge of my real chair, I’m beginning to wonder how long it’ll be.

  2. Caldwell Says:

    I’m afraid there will be little reward for your extreme patronage. I am actually boarding a plane to San Diego tomorrow to go to Comic-con. where I will attempt to sell my book (http://www.lightningbros.com) to a reputable publisher. As such my time is very short and there is much to be done.

    thanks again for commenting, it’s the nutpunch I need to remember that Quarterlife actually has fans.

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admin - July 6th, 2008

30 comics! We did it!

By “we” I mean Caldwell, and by “did it” I mean “Caldwell did it.” All taken together, that means Caldwell Caldwell did it. That would be redundant to anyone who hasn’t seen how much work he puts into the strips; repeating his name twice is the least of the glory he deserves.

In current news, I’m still upset with “the man” for having constrained the 4th of July to a mere 24-hour period of government sanctioned explosions and mayhem. Considering that Christmas has 12 days of official celebration (though only one hour of one morning really matters), is it too unreasonable to extend the firework season to a fortnight, or at least a week? The economy would prosper; firework makers would make money, hospitals would make money, beer vendors would make money, etc. No one loses in this scenario, except a few tightfisted bosses who don’t want to give anyone more time off than they already get and perhaps the few hundred teenagers who blow their fingers off (which in turn gives the artificial limb industry more business! Everyone prospers!). We should be glad that those kids don’t have their fingers, anyways, because they’re the same kind of idiots who stumble through YouTube and 4chan posting “lol” or “wat” repeatedly. They’re a waste of electrons.

Write your elected representative. Lets make the next 4th last until at least the 14th!


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  1. Caldwell Caldwell Says:

    great post, son.

  2. Pinkerton Says:

    repeat my nickname for you here, Louisiana LIMEY! Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy setting American kids on fire as much as the next guy, but whats the point is they’re enjoying it to? I beleive we should get every American from each state to join a group in the state’s most populated point, then let’s set all the states fireworks off around them sending them up in a blazing reminder that America takes no prisoners. Mah peeps back in Glasgow could see it without any sort of visionary aid, and go, “Wow, glad England dropped it.” That way, you would get to see way more firepower in one night than you would in one week, even if you traveled to every fireworks show you could using the old system.

  3. Will Says:

    A new QLC on my birthday! Best birthday present ever! Excellent post Clark

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Caldwell - July 6th, 2008

I am making a post! Look at me go!

I have a lot to say, but it seems I’ve already said it! You can read all that and more at my new BLOG.

bookmarks good man! bookmarks!

~Caldwell


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